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Chris Young is a perennial mayoral candidate in Providence, Rhode Island. As you can see in the video above, he knows that the most important part of politics is pulling out a music recording and singing along to the psalm you wrote about Jesus. DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING, WONKETEERS? Previously Young was kicked out of a debate holding a statue of the Virgin Mary, and another time he got angry and flipped over a debate table. Last night, though, he was on his "best behavior." He proposed to his GIRLFRIEND as his closing statement, though that may have been just been a cynical ploy to get the audience to go "awwwwwwww."

That proposal may have been a stunt, though. The Projo has been describing Russo as Young’s fiancée for more than a month.

Not only that, but Young was using the conditional-wedding gag as far back as last February, as shown in this interview with The Brown Daily Herald

Also, what is the deal with his weird neck hair? That is a cheap ploy to win the votes of weird-neck-hair admirers. [WPRI]


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