Jesus Saves Ted Kennedy!
Hooray! (PSST HOW AMBIGUOUS IS THE TERM "REMISSION"??): "Sen. Edward Kennedy’s brain cancer is in remission and the Massachusetts Democrat is expected back in the Senate after the Memorial Day recess, according to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. Sen. Reid (D-Nev.) said Tuesday that he spoke with Kennedy’s wife and was told the 77-year-old lawmaker will return to work full time during the first week of June." Just in time for Socialized Health Care! But what if Harry Reid is lying? [The Hill]