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We were going to put some Easter songs here for ya, Wonkzards, but when you google "easter songs," it comes back with a MESS of songs about "His Crimson Blood" and "His Blood Came In Rivers" and "Oh My God, The Blood, So Much Blood, The Blood." So we figured we'd keep it simple, stupid. Have some Miss Mahalia and praise Him what made her possible amen.

Haha, you thought you were getting away without any songs about "the blood," didn't you. Not bloody likely, on this, the goriest of all our zombie holy days.

And per Baldar's suggestion in the comments:

NOW it's Easter.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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