Fox News: Jet Ski Pirate Mexicans Are Murdering Americans

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It was bad enough when the Messicans came across the border to steal our economy and manufacturing (migrant farming) jobs. But now they have turned intoHorrifying PIRATES who ride around on JET SKIS killing Americans for no reason at all. This is according to Fox News, who had some dead guy's wife on Fox and Friends this morning. Mexican authorities say this event never happened, but that's probably because every single Mexican is a pirate currently on the water searching for Americans to kill.


Please please please tell us you watched this all the way until the end, when the woman says, "I want you guys to know that he really loved your show. He watched it every day."

Lou Dobbs and Michael Bay should team up and direct this movie. [Fox News]

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