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Do you watch Morning Joe? We do not watch Morning Joe. Our mom, Commie Mom, watches Morning Joe, for the same reason she listens to Rush Limbaugh: she has dangerously low blood pressure, and without some hypertension SHE WOULD DIE.

But it is fun when word hits us that Joe Scarborough was yelling at Sean Hannity again, and we can tune in to the vid already clipped by some thoughtful person, and see his puffy-bender face yelling and spittling for the forces of Good. Like when he calls Sean Hannity a vulture for his "negro on jazz cigarettes had it coming" shtick, or those times when Mr. NRA saw Newtown and decided he did not actually like Gun Murders!

Still a sexist shitbag, yadda yadda, but even a sexist shitbag is right twice a day.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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