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Sex Is Not Recession-Proof, And Publicly Fan-Mailing Andrew Sullivan Apparently Not Sex-Proof

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  • One of the many, many middle-aged couples who own socialist sex boutiques in LA—a demographic that's actually the plurality of Andrew Sullivan's readers—would like a business/pleasure bailout please. [Daily Dish]
  • At this thing called a "Defending the American Dream Summit", famous bald prostitute Joe the Famous Bald Prostitute criticized Michael Steele, for such is the popular fashion of the times, for trying to make conservatism all about "hip hop," a black language aphorism which the Politico will translate just in time for AC 360 tonight. [RedState]
  • Just hang on in there America, until the 2009's third quarter, when the economy will fix itself and apologize to everyone it has wronged. [AMERICAblog]
  • Obama is going on about something again, what is it this time, oh, schools. Schools. Let's make the kids do more math, and reading too! There. That should do it. [The Caucus]
  • Human simulacrum Richard Gere has called out Madame Secretary Hillary Clinton! For apparently "misspeaking" about the role of human rights in the economic crisis. So, Hillary Clinton has been embarrassed, publicly, by an aging, vaguely sad gray-haired ladykiller. Interesting. [CNN Political Ticker]
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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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