Joe Wilson Hiking Appalachian-ish Trail With Intern Babe
Ooh, an outdoor adventure for shouty South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson. If anyone deserves it, it is him. Maybe he is taking a few days to "write something," like his state's governor did when he went hiking. Who is this "Maryanna Lynch" though, like his wife or some such? Maybe she had a career? And didn't change her last name? Hmm?
No it's just an ex-intern college student, with whom he is hiking... hiking alone?... in the forests...
So hopefully this will be a sex scandal. Or at least a red herring to conceal the real Joe Wilson sex scandal, some sort of Thailand/boys-type deal.