John Boehner Has the Hottest Office in Washington
House Minority John Boehner has the best office in Congress: 'cause you know you can smoke it it, and it turns out it's always filled with ladies.
His office occupies a key pivot point between the House chamber and the nearest ladies' bathroom on the second floor of the Capitol.
That's 74 saucy lady legislators in and out of his office all day long -- John Boehner's cleaning up! 'Cause we all know Congresswomen are easy.