John Boehner On Leno: ‘I Am A Huge Alcoholic’ Probably


Here is your Speaker of the House John Boehner charming Jay Leno to pieces Thursday. The biggest news is that he is very definitely naturally that shade of orange, he says, and he also acknowledges that his name kindasorta sounds like Boner. And being House Speaker is a bit like working in his dad's bar:

"You have to deal with every jackass who walks in the door. Trust me, I need all the skills I learned growing up to do my job."


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