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Did you know it has been six years since President Obama murdered the American economy with his bare hands and some so-called "stimulus" spending? This is a true fact, according to Speaker John Boehner, who is crying -- more than usual -- about how the president's unlawful Marxist Big Government spending ruined everything:


Let's spend 11 whole seconds Googling on the interwebs to see just how right Boehner is.

Oh, SNAP, Obama broke the stock market! And just look at what the stimulus plan did to unemployment rates, and how they've gone up! up! up! all these years since then, according to some know-nothing government agency that collects those kinds of numbers:

Let us not even speak of how cheap gas is these days -- which for some reason is the best indicator of the state of the economy, as it is a thing your average dumb American kind of understands -- because a) that was President Michele Bachmann who did that, YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA!, and b) Fox News says cheap gas is probably bad for the economy anyway.

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Yes, Speaker Boehner, you are definitely correct that Obama's "stimulus" plan has made everything worse, except for how everything's better, but that's kind of the same thing, except for how it's the opposite. You just keep on attacking the president for his failures -- while you're not busy being "pleased" about all that sweet, sweet stimulus money Obama's Big Government forced upon your home state of Ohio:

I’m pleased that federal officials stepped in to order Ohio to use all of its construction dollars for shovel-ready projects that will create much-needed jobs.

Oh right. That. Along with all the other Republicans who voted against the stimulus package and then were equally "pleased" about those federal dollars flowing into their states.

Now, what was that you were saying about failure, John?

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Yr Wonkette has been getting quite a few visits from trolls lately, although most of the infestations have been incredibly tiresome and not at all worth discussing here. We're talking, like, not even as good as ol' Turgid Love Muscle Guy. Come to think of it, we haven't seen him in a while; hope he's OK. At least health-wise.

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In 2006, Bob Casey Jr., then the Pennsylvania state treasurer, defeated Rick Santorum and took his seat in the US Senate; presumably only after having it steam cleaned. Not that Casey wanted anything much to do with Dan Savage, the columnist who had helpfully made the alternative definition of "Santorum" one of the best demonstrations of the power of trolling for the prior three years. But in '06, Casey's campaign actually declined a donation from Savage; Casey's finance director thanked him, but suggested maybe Savage could give the money to a group working against Santorum so Casey wouldn't get flak for taking the donation. That was back when Dems were happy to talk about civil unions but frightened of gay marriage, and Casey just plain wussed out on the chance to bring a "weeks-long debate about feces, lube, and assfucking" to the Senate race, as then-Wonket Dave Weigel put it. But Bob Casey has come rather a long way since then, and he now supports marriage equality. He might still be a bit shy about a full-on embrace of buttsechs talk, however.

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