John Boehner Simply Does Not Care For This Cap-And-Trade Bill

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Today, in our ongoing celebration of profane Republican lawmakers, we bring you the beloved Ohio smoke-mummy John Boehner. On Friday he very coyly suggested that Nancy Pelosi's "Let's All Give Anal Beads to the Polar Bears for Christmas"enviroterrorist legislation was not quite to his taste ...


HE CALLED IT A PILE OF SHIT. AS IN, POOP.

When asked why he read portions of the cap-and-trade bill on the floor Friday night, Boehner told The Hill, "Hey, people deserve to know what's in this pile of s--t."

Using his privilege as leader to speak for an unlimited time on the House floor, Boehner spent an hour reading from the 1200-plus page bill that was amended 20 hours before the lower chamber voted 219-212 to approve it.

Did you know that John Boehner's last will and testament includes a request that he be melted down into a pure carbon distillate and incinerated in the engine of a Hummer on its way to the Bunny Ranch? True story.

Boehner: Climate bill a 'pile of s--t' [The Hill]

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