John Boehner Throws Straight And Male America Under The Bus


Oh, dear, John Boehner, are you suggesting that Republicans should embrace gay candidates and let them come to Republican meetings and talk to them and give them big sloppy wet kisses and get all their gay cooties all over the Grand Old Party? You are? Boney, my friend, you are entering a world of pain. A world of pain.

What's more, the Carotenoid One also said that when running against women, he'd urge some of his colleagues

"to be a little more sensitive. You know, when you look around the Congress, there are a lot more females in the Democrat caucus than there are in the Republican caucus, and some of our members just aren’t as sensitive as they ought to be."

Shocking. Doesn't he know that the ladies don't want a wimpy "nice guy," they want a real man's man, a caveman, a take-charge guy like Jesus, who shows the world he's an alpha male who isn't afraid of "negging" broads, because secretly, that thrills the ladies. Yeesh, what's he gonna do now, cry like a big Wimpy McWimperton? Bake a quiche? Let ENDA come to a vote? (No.)

And what's all this he said about the gays? Bet it was pretty terrible.

When asked if he thinks his party should support gay candidates, Boehner simply said: “I do.”

Um. But that's not "no, it's nothing we need to bother with," so it's still entirely too gay-friendly for the base, a complete capitulation to the Gay Agenda. RINO! BOOOOOO! Guy might as well just move into a lesbian commune with Miley Cyrus now. Remember when Republicans used to stand for something?

May as well get Christine Lavin to write his campaign jingle.


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