Once upon a time there was a congressman named John Boehner, and everybody made fun of him because his name looked like "boner." And then day somebody sent one of his local offices a Mysterious Package, which was leaking an Oily Substance, and everybody panicked because of the Terrorists. But! Turns out it was just bacon in the package: the sly prankster's symbol for pork-barrel spending, or maybe how John Boner's "package" is always "leaking oily substances." [WLWT Cincinnati]

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