John Bolton to Return to His First Love, Hanging Around High Schools During Cheerleader Practice
John Bolton, greatest American Ambassador to the UN ever, has resigned. We will let his number one fan do the honors:
A very bad day for America. The Bush Doctrine RIP.
We just pray he had time to plant his lovingly-crafted explosives in the basement of the UN building.
Bush Accepts Bolton's Resignation [AtlasShrugs]