John Edwards Expresses Concern Over Israel-Iran War, Loses Nomination

Turned into a pumpkin, just like that ... - WonketteAll that hard work, all those years of shaking hands and smiling and writing a picture book about houses or whatever ... for nothing! Handsome boy John Edwards blew it by mentioning Israel in a possibly not-100% flattering light at a Hollywood talent agency meet & greet last month. Peter Bart mentioned the incident in a January 19 column on, but it took the brave Israel defenders at National Review Online to blog it up today.

Say good-bye to Johny Edwards, after the jump.

What happened? According to Bart, Edwards was asked to name the greatest threat to world peace at the moment. Instead of the simple answer, wars, Edwards had to be a smarty jones and say the increasing likelihood of an Israeli attack on Iran was the primary current threat. You know, because then Washington would start bombing somebody, and Syria/Lebanon would get involved, and Russia would start threatening everybody, and it would be a nuclear war, etc.

But stating anything so obvious requires taking your lips off Israel's ass for a few seconds, and that's fatal for any American politician with presidential ambitions. This isn't because Jews get upset or Israel's feelings will get hurt or anything. It's because of batshit insane evangelical American Jesus Freaks who have to love and protect Israel so Jesus will come back and destroy it.

Edwards: "Perhaps the Greatest Short-Term Threat to World Peace Is the Possibility That Israel Would Bomb Iran's Nuclear Facilities" [NRO]

The Real Hollywood Politics [Variety]


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