John Gibson Hates Children

Fox News's John Gibson has an awesome column on gay marriage today. His basic argument:

"Gays can't have kids — other than going to the abandoned kids store and getting one or two, or borrowing sperm from someone with more sperm than brains — so by definition they're out of the marriage game."
Wait, there's an "abandoned kids store"? We love how that makes adoption sound like you're buying things that fell off the back of a truck. Only losers get abandoned kids. They're gross. What you want are the fresh, free-range kids they sell at Whole Foods.

As for "more sperm than brains," well, that's technically true of all men.

Really. Guys with the opposite problem have to go to the abandoned kids store.

The Basic Idea of Marriage Is to Raise Kids []


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