John Kerry, Alien Sex Fiend

The National Debate goes all Weekly World News today, blaring "JOHN KERRY PAID NATASHA HENSTRIDGE'S HOSPITAL BILL." We'd say he went Drudge, but the typeface isn't big enough. Anyways, what incredible story is TND sitting on? It has nothing to do with JFK's wild bachelor days, though it is just as relevant: A character named "John Kerry" appears the E.T.-porn film "Species," starring Henstridge. And the character does the incredibly nasty with the "it"-girl! "Raped and murdered"! Whoa. Holy shit. Bring on the siren GIF! Call Lucianne! Or, wait, go to IMDB to check it out. . .


Whip Hubley .... John Carey
Oh well. So much fun while it lasted! Except for the part about having to imagine John Kerry having sex. . .

EXCLUSIVE!!! THENATIONALDEBATE.COM EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT THENATIONALDEBATE.COM JOHN KERRY PAID NATASHA HENSTRIDGE'S HOSPITAL BILL [TND]

Full Cast and Crew for Species [IMDB]

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