John Kerry: Not Hitler, But Would Probably Let Hitler Win
We love the about-face from the ironically monickered Republican 527, "Progress for America." After being criticized for making light of the war on Iraq with their windsurfing spot, they come back with "Elect John Kerry and we will all die." Whoa there, Sybil! You even spooked Cheney! Alright, we exaggerate a bit. The real ad just says "These people want to kill us," and "Would you trust Kerry against the fanatic killers?" See, it's more subtle. Anyhow, we're totally looking forward to the followup, said to feature John Kerry personally ripping the heads off of live puppies.