John Kerry's Huge Schlong: Further Thoughts, Reader Comments

What was that he said about 'fire in the belly'?


If you could only put Edward's face on Kerry's body, you'd have the perfect candidate.

Maybe it's time to resurrect that Edwards slogan. ["I'd Fuck Him."]

So that's what they mean about an attractive candidate. I knew it wasn't his hair.

Penis! [Submitted by "Tina Brown." Nice.]

The Republicans have still nominated the bigger Dick.

You can 'bring it on' me anytime, John.

I guess having a horse face isn't the end of the world as long as you've also got a horse. . . [Reader did not elaborate.]

And they said the Republicans were the big tent party.

Though it looks like he leans to the left in this picture, he usually prefers to straddle the middle.

How can he claim to stand for the little guy now?

We look forward to head-to-head competition in California.

Igniting the base, alright.

Several variations of "good match for Bush." Please make up your own if you're playing along at home.

Is this what they mean by "polls well"?

Please, keep them relatively clean, folks. The boss is back from vacation and he really hates it when we talk dirty.

Kerry's Hidden Strengths [Wonkette]

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