This is why John McCain will win the presidency: All of his exciting sex scandals happened 50 years ago, and since then he's pretty much confined his misdoings to dull and complicated campaign finance/influence peddling bullshit that nobody cares about. We defy you to watch this very informative attack ad without falling asleep 15 times. How boring is this ad? So boring that in spite of the fact that it's called "Tainted" we could only manufacture one tiny joke about Ralph Reed's monstrous, world-devouring taint. Please Jesus let Vicki Iseman be knocked up with a little walnut-cheeked hellion so the DNC can make better ads. [YouTube]