John McCain Cures Cancer!
Ha ha, just kidding. Here's the presumptive Republican nominee in a South Florida meth lab, cooking up more pills for his beloved. Shortly after this photo was taken, he unveiled his revolutionary plan to make health care more affordable for the poor by giving them tax credits on taxes they don't pay because they are too poor to pay taxes. Then he peed in a cup and swallowed an entire bottle of Centrum Silver to show the world how easy and affordable health care can be. [From The Road/AP Photo]