John McCain Looks Like Tragic Old Loser Without Palin Acting As Human Shield

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After a brief stint as arm candy for America's most exciting celebrity veep candidate, John McCain went back to being sad old WALNUTS! yesterday when he had to attend a public event all by himself. Of course it went disastrously, because nobody likes John McCain -- not even his supporters! Ugh, how embarrassing.


Apparently McCain met for lunch with some women at a Philadelphia diner, and then he went up to a podium to give a speech, whereupon people started chanting "Obama." And so nobody could hear him, so his supporters helpfully began chanting "JAMMAKAIN," and then really literally nobody could hear him. So he just gave up.

McCain finds it tough without Palin [Reuters]

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