John McCain Too Popular To Party With Us

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We were so excited about the MCCAIN NATION, and yet our very first request to attend a McCain party was stone cold rejected. The Straight Talk Express minces no words when it comes to telling its fans a particular event has reached capacity! A similar email from the Obama campaign would have had the subject line, "Barack Obama Wants To Meet With You In Person And Make Out With You," and then a big long paragraph about how great you look in that outfit, and then a request for money, and then at the end one very quick sentence: "By the way please try to come to a different event, because this one is full."

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