John McCain Wants All 'Joe The Plumbers' In America To Send Him Amateur Porn Clips
Oh yes my friends, there is definitely a "JohnMcCain.com/Joe" site up and running now, and it's a contest. How do you like that logo? It's styled after a traditional blue collar name tag, for perhaps a set of overalls -- a cute throwback to the 1950s, which was the last time America actually had blue collar jobs.
The contest: send John McCain 30-second YouTube clips of why YOU, the average American, are also Joe the Plumber. The winning video will appear in some lousy McCain ad down the road, and the video's star will immediately have his or her tax, property and professional licensing records vetted by the Huffington Post, Keith Olbermann and various blood wolves from the very wealthy New York City. So dear readers, why are YOU a registered Republican who will get a huge tax break under Barack Obama's economic plan which is somehow socialism?
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