John McCain's Xmas Card a Massive Buzzkill

mccainxmasstory.jpgJust recently, my Wonkette inbox was quite atwitter with the glow of a message from "John McCain," because the subject line was "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays." OMG Thanks John McCain! That's so nice and precious of you to send to me, considering I make fun of your swollen torture cheeks every day. Inside the e-mail, however, John tells his "Christmas Story," and the first paragraph was the least "happy" or "merry" thing imaginable -- like that new ad of his. Yeah yeah, he did all sorts of great sacrifices for Americans or some such. Still, um, TMI? We'll take the less guilt-inducing road and just say, Merry Holidays, WALNUTS! []


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