We never really got around to dealing with those horrible Republican hipster outreach ads, mostly because the guy in this ad was so whiny we wanted to punch his face and couldn't even make it through a 24-second ad, which is saying something.
Seriously that guy is a whiny little baby. You don't want to think about money before you fill up your gas tank? Grown ups generally think about money, even if something is cheap! And you're a Republican because you want an energy policy that favors many different types of energy sources? We believe that actually makes you a Democrat, sir.
Felice Nazzard?
The Mini Cooper convertible?