John Paul Stevens Old, Baked
Guys, guys, John Paul Stevens totally wrote that last dissent while totally high.
Stevens, who the Washington Post notes turned 87 on April 20, said the current climate surrounding the war on drugs "is reminiscent of the opinion that supported the nationwide ban on alcohol consumption when I was a student."
Jesus Christ the man is old enough to remember Prohibition. The Chief Justice doesn't remember Laugh-In.
But Stevens' mind is still a steel trap. It must be the constant blazing -- Paul McCartney doesn't look his 87 years either, after all. Weed clearly reverses the aging process and causes you to become completely, embarrassingly irrelevant.