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Join Your Wonkette This Evening For Frightening Coverage Of 'America Votes On Politics 2010'

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Your editor "Jim" here has not been able to think of anything funny or interesting to write all afternoon and apologizes for that. (Not really.) Various evil forces are destroying his stomach. So just read the POLITICO for important primary coverage tonight. Look at how excited and healthy they are about politics right now, whipping out the "___, ___, and ___, oh my!" headline construction. Dear god. Don't read the POLITICO tonight.We'll be back typing things in an hour or two. Two? Let's go with "two." Kentucky is divided into two time zones, making this scheduling infinitely more difficult. What if Rand Paul wins one half, and Trey Grayson the other? This is how "time" works. Thanks for nothing, Jeebus. Okay must lie down now. [The Page]

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