Look, Jon Huntsman isn't going to win anything, ever again. He is a dull half-smart technocrat who believes in the Wrong Jesus and Evolution and seems to think Kenyan golf star Barack Obama is legally the president of AmeriKKKa.

So now he's just doing an "anti-victory lap" so he can get on Mitt Romney's corporate board or maybe become CEO of the Utah Olympics, whenever that happens next. And we are supposed to say, "Oh look a reasonable Republican presidential candidate" instead of saying the actual truth, which is, "Go to Hell, Jon Huntsman. There aren't going to be any rich people by 2012, because poor people are going to murder them all, and eat them." [PBS TeeVee]