Jon Stewart Allows Commie Mayor Bill De Blasio To Talk Like A Screaming Socialist


Equal Pizza Under the Law

On Monday's The Daily Show, Jon Stewart welcomes notorious communist New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, who calmly and politely lays out his terrifying socialist agenda for the city: equal justice and opportunity, in the form of an end to stop-and-frisk and a tax on the rich to pay for universal preschool and expanded after-school programs. The Mayor insists that a progressive city government will not actually lead to chaos, arguing that "rampant, growing inequality" is a far greater threat to the city than a tax increase on people making over half a million dollars:

"Progressives can run governments effectively; progressives can be fiscally responsible; progressives can focus on public safety, but we're gonna do it in a way that respects people's rights."

We think we like this guy. Could NYC annex Boise?


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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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