Jon Stewart Astonished Old Senators Who Look Like Balls Could Be Sexists (Video)

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Jon Stewart has found the real scandal in the story of thesexist comments aimed at Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand by unnamed male colleagues in the Senate. One warned her "Don't get too porky," while another grabbed her stomach and said "Don’t lose too much weight now, I like my girls chubby.” With no consensus on No Fat Chicks v. Chubby Chasers, Stewart says, Congress is pathetic: “Even when it comes to shitty sexism, the Senate is gridlocked. They can’t get anything done.”


Not that it's ever appropriate, but such remarks are especially ironic, Stewart noted, when they come from a group of distinguished gentlemen who pretty much "look on a good day, like a bowl of dried fruit.” Or like balls. Stewart is just saying:

I’m saying that, some senators, if you squint and look closely, they look like someone’s balls. That’s what I’m saying. I am saying that. I’m not gonna name names, but our Senate is full of people who look like balls.

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