Jon Stewart: Bill O'Reilly Is Drunk In Love With Beyonce (Video)
You have to give Jon Stewart credit for honesty: he admits that he loves watching Bill O'Reilly fume at the allegedly pernicious influence wielded by Beyoncé, because "there is very little in this world that I like better than an upset Bill O'Reilly." And really, can't that be said of any of us? A mean old cynic might think that O'Reilly's fixation on Beyoncé -- he's done seven reports on her -- was merely an excuse to run sexxy video clips "to perhaps provide his elderly viewership with much needed disapproval boners." But Billo's obsession is pure, and very real. He genuinely seems to think that Beyoncé is turning the kids into little sex monsters, as if adolescents have ever been anything but.
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