Time interviews everyone's favorite fake news anchor.
Time: Writing a book is so retro. Shouldn't you be blogging or something?Well, he's right about the crack problem. And BlackBerrys are hip in Washington. But pleated pants are hip in Washington. Also: Black-Eyed who?
Jon Stewart: I can't. It's too hip. Then I'd have to get a BlackBerry, and I'm wired in, and next thing you know, I'm at a Black-Eyed Peas concert with a crack problem. I just can't go down that road.