Jon Stewart Mocks Sean Hannity's 'Shocking' Expose of Spring Break Debauchery (Video)
Here's Jon Stewart with the only reasonable response to the full week of coverage that Fox News's Sean Hannity gave to the alleged horrors of Spring Break: "You will believe what they found, because you know" -- drinking, sex, drinking, and sex. Still, you have to admit it takes some guts for Hannity to pretend that he has actually uncovered a shocking surprise, a mere decade after The Real Cancun made a few bucks for MTV. "Women take their tops off! ... Drinking, drugs, risky behavior, sometimes with tragic results." By golly, if one were of a cynical cast of mind, they might almost conclude that, as Stewart says, the entire 5-day exposé was "less of a news story and more of a reason to spend a week running wildly inappropriate T&A footage alongside pundits tssking said footage."
Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.