Jon Stewart Offers Therapy For Homophobic Texas GOP (Video)


We've seen more strained puns. OK, made them.Jon Stewart is all up on the weird move by the Texas Republican party to endorse "reparative therapy" for homosexxicans, even though the alleged therapy has been widely discredited. He also has fun with Rick Perry's dumb idea that if alcoholics can overcome their addiction, then by golly, so can the gays. It's really remarkably similar, after all. You know, says Stewart, it's all about public safety:

"You're worried a gay person, they’ll be out, they won’t be able to stop at one cock, and then after having too many cocks, get into their gaymobile and rear-end somebody? Is that what you’re worried about?”


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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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