"The American Spectator," where to go for thoughtful coverage of current popular culture. Some cover stories we hear are in the works:

• "The Homosexual Menace of 'Friends'"

• "The Olsen Twins and the End of American Capitalism"

• "The South Beach Diet Will Kill Us All"

• "The Da Vinci Code Sucks"

For those of you keeping track, the magazines that Jon Stewart has not appeared on the cover of include "Foreign Policy," "Hype Hair," and "Juggs."

Jon Coogler Stewart [The American Spectator via Gawker]