Jon Stewart isn't quite sure what to make of this Rick Perry indictment. Is it just the trick of a cruel comedy god to keep satirists from having fun during the 2016 primaries, or is it, like his smirking mug shot, actually going to make Perry look even cooler, as the innocent victim of a coldhearted, politically motivated vendetta by a Republican special prosecutor who's out to get him? Following a montage of clips from conservative talking heads saying they thought the indictment made Perry look good, Stewart concludes that it's all just a matter of "rebranding":


From "forgetful douche" to "possible felon." The same trick that worked when, after the BP Gulf oil spill, they renamed themselves 'Amalgamated asbestos and cock-punch, incorporated.”

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