Judge Says Troopergate Can Continue!


Sarah Palin has been governor for such a short time that she's only got a few dozen scandals to her name, and the one America loves best is called "Troopergate," because, hey, -gate!

Troopergate involves Palin being a crazy white-trash nut who somehow becomes governor (of Alaska, but still!) and then weirdly fires the state's Public Safety Commissioner (because he wanted to limit the humiliation of rape victims, who totally deserved it) and then she also got a state trooper fired, because said trooper had once been married to Palin's sister. Probably somebody stole somebody's pot plants, too. These people, good lord. Anyway, the judge says the investigation will continue. PRISON FOR PALIN. [Anchorage Daily News]


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