Just Like Honey
Chris Dodd, who was widely regarded as one of the most vulnerable Democrats facing re-election in 2010, has (probably) decided to retire instead. [ MSNBC ]
This decision will free up the senator to leave Connecticut and move his entire family to Nevada, where he can pursue the comparatively noble profession of male prostitution. [ Los Angeles Times ]
President Obama is very disappointed that the Underwear Bomber was evenallowedto make his ultimately foiled attempt at bombing an airplane with his underwear. [ Washington Post ]
Security screeners at the Bakersfield airport detected a nausea-inducing, "strong chemical odor" emanating from bottles of amber liquid that a man attempted to bring on a flight. The amber liquid was honey. [ Reuters ]
Pantheism apologist James Cameron has a lot to answer for in his terrible new film, which is so terrible that even conservatives dislike it! [ ABC News ]
Employers are still cutting jobs every month, but in December they announced the fewest planned layoffs since December 2007. Green shoots! (?) [ Central Valley Business Times ]