Katherine Harris' First Ad: Tested By Fire, but Made For a Woman

Update: Ad pushed beyond the jump to protect those of you at work.

Attention Floridians: Katherine Harris' TV campaign kicked off today at 6 a.m. According to one our operatives, after hearing the ad copy last night, Senator Nelson referred to it as "a blessing." We think he's running scared. See for yourself in the extended entry. Dad's money buys only the best scary voice-over artists for Katy.

Our favorite frame:


If she can take a grilling from Alan Colmes, she can take anything.

But Representative Harris, we implore you: Your next ad buy must feature a) horses and b) your rack. Please. For the good of Florida, and the good of our country.

Katherine Harris Ad [Elect Harris]


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