KATHERINE HARRIS + SWIMSUIT + YOU = OUR LOVE FOREVER
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE SOUTHEASTERN PART OF OUR GREAT NATION: PLEASE HEAD TO TALLAHASSEE ASAP AND BEGIN PREPARATIONS FOR A MEDIA CIRCUS
Katherine Harris' s "The American Dream Home Bus Tour from Tampa to Tallahassee"
9:00 - 11:00 p.m. Harris for U.S. Senate Poolside Reception. Doubletree Hotel. (OPEN to PRESS)
SHE'S TOTALLY GONNA WEAR A SWIMSUIT.
PLEASE, FLORIDIANS, DON'T FAIL US NOW. WE NEED PICTURES. REPORTS. VIDEO. SOUVENIRS. A LOCK OF HER HAIR.
(and it's urgent, what with her campaign acting even more tailspinny than usual -- see the $2,800 dinner paid for by a contractor and the used car salesman mailing-dollar-bills-to-strangers gimmick -- that we get as much joy out of Katy while she's still out there putting on swimming costumes and riding horses and making bizarre public appearances)
There cannot possibly be a better way to spend a Friday night.
North Florida Bus Tour Scheduled [Katherine Harris for Senate]
Contractor Picked Up Dinner Tab For Harris [Orlando Sentinal]
Dollar Ploy Teases Harris Donors [Miami Herald]