KATHERINE HARRIS + SWIMSUIT + YOU = OUR LOVE FOREVER

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE SOUTHEASTERN PART OF OUR GREAT NATION: PLEASE HEAD TO TALLAHASSEE ASAP AND BEGIN PREPARATIONS FOR A MEDIA CIRCUS


Katherine Harris' s "The American Dream Home Bus Tour from Tampa to Tallahassee"

9:00 - 11:00 p.m. Harris for U.S. Senate Poolside Reception. Doubletree Hotel. (OPEN to PRESS)


SHE'S TOTALLY GONNA WEAR A SWIMSUIT.

DIRECTIONS HERE.

PLEASE, FLORIDIANS, DON'T FAIL US NOW. WE NEED PICTURES. REPORTS. VIDEO. SOUVENIRS. A LOCK OF HER HAIR.

(and it's urgent, what with her campaign acting even more tailspinny than usual -- see the $2,800 dinner paid for by a contractor and the used car salesman mailing-dollar-bills-to-strangers gimmick -- that we get as much joy out of Katy while she's still out there putting on swimming costumes and riding horses and making bizarre public appearances)

There cannot possibly be a better way to spend a Friday night.

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