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Kerry Dirt

Page Six, clearly on orders to dig as deep as possible for salacious campaign tidbits (and we doff our hat to our betters on this score), tries to smear Kerry with the ancient dirt of campaign surrogate Peter "I was in Peter, Paul and Mary" Yarrow. Something about Yarrow's 1970 conviction for "improper liberties" with a 14-year-old. So what -- he was just "experimenting," you know? We all did it. Speaking of which: Page Six also goes way back into early January for some Kerry gossip (by which we mean, something reported in the Washington Post). Apparently, Yarrow was performing "Puff the Magic Dragon" at a rally in Iowa and "Kerry lifted his fingers to his mouth for a quick toke on an imaginary joint." Quick, call the imaginary drug czar!


Asked for comment on this weeks-old story, a Kerry spokesman said, "Isn't the New York Post supposed to break news, not rehash it?" It's always about the dope with these people, isn't it?

Yarrow's Kerry Puff Daddy [NY Post]

John Kerry's Road to Iowa Merges Into Memory Lane [WashPost]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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