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Kerry: Incurable Romantic

Slate asks: "Will the voters who dated Dean, then married Kerry get bored enough that they start to fantasize again about sleeping with Dean?"


And we wonder why Kerry got the Botox. He just wants to keep the relationship alive! He's also been working out -- just like you wanted! Today, he bought the voters some nice jewelry, reserved a room at The Inn at Little Washington, and bought a copy of "Republican Sex Secrets for Democrats." He's willing to experiment if you are.

Howard Dean's Day Off [Slate via The Kicker]

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