KERRY JOCKSTRAP SIZE REVEALED!!! WONKETTE EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT WONKETTE!!!

lookitthesizeofthatsackWonkette has obtained crucial follow-up information that addresses the question left, ahem, dangling after John Kerry's jockstrap-shopping junket. A journalist on the scene reports: "It was not that big."


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[Nice package! AP Photo/Elise Amendola]

Kerry: Too Much Information [Wonkette]

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