People keep sending us the old Teresa Heinz-Kerry quote about maiming her husband if he commits adultery, so we had to look up the context:
"I used to say to my husband, my late husband, 'If you ever get something I'll maim you. Not kill you, just maim you.' And we'd laugh, laugh, laugh."
Uhm, OK. Just want to point out that although she says "not kill," he is her late husband. Ha-ha. Ha. Ha. . .