At one point, we were soliciting campaign slogan suggestions for Kerry. Then we ran a picture that seemed to indicate an endowment of Yale-like proportions. So now we're confused. Some of these comments are about his apparently magnificent wang, other are just, you know, mean. We just work here.
Allahpundit has the visuals.
• Kerry '04 -- The Total Package
• Kerry '04 -- One Size Fits All
• Kerry '04 -- May Cause Internal Bleeding
• Brings new meaning to "JFK's Exit Wounds"
• Is That An Exit Poll In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Us?
• I feel your curb.
• Pocket pool - custom cue.
• Fake left, run right.
• Grand Champion , Iowa Cockus
• When they asked for size, I thought they said 'byes,' so I said, "So long."
• Kerry in 2004 - He may not speak softly, but man does he carry a big stick!
• Kerry - He'll rise to the occasion
• Dick - it's not just a running mate anymore
• Heinz 57... inches!
• Now that's what I call a Bonesman.
Kerry's Hidden Strengths [Wonkette]
Campaign Slogan Contest [Wonkette]