Nice bat placement.
But seriously, are we going to have to copyright the whole "Kerry has a humongous cock" idea? Don't intellectual property rights mean anything to you people?
UPDATE: And, uhm, oh yeah: What good is a huge penis if you aren't making any money with it? They've raised $36K as of 9AM, stands at $78K at 11AM. . . at this rate, they may make a whole half of their goal! It's not what you got but how you use it, indeed. . .
UPDATE: $223K as of 2PM. Maybe he'll get it up after all.
Swing the Bat for Kerry! [JohnKerry.com]