Whew! What a day it's been! We've got singing mayors, sorry restaurants, and sexy boobs! Get into the magic, the beauty, the mayhem and the luscious madness of today'sHappy Nice Time People goodness. It's piping hot, and at the end you get boobs!

KFC said it was sorry to a little girl with facial injuries who was kicked out of a restaurant for being different.

Jon Stewart was weary of pro-war dummies a long time ago.

Our Editor-in-Chief asked you for all your monies.

Why do married people cruelly abandon their single friends?

Eat this out of your precious World Cup.

The United States did good at sportsballing.

Mayor Bill de Blasio sang for Jimmy Kimmel and Mayor Eric Garsexxxi.

We got an email involving a squishy blueberry.

Your Grandma probably makes meth.

And a hot lady has hot boobs.

Be sure to check out Happy Nice Time People for even more glorious wonderfulness. Hugs and weird kisses, y'all!



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