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Kickstarter ... Wait, No, Change.org Petition To Get Eric Cantor On Dancing With The Stars

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Look, I don't know why I've got a crush on Eric Cantor. I just do. He's handsome, and Jewish, and Southern, and I'm so on board for all of this. He's got a wife and kids, and I'm not trying to mess with that or anything. I just fantasize about seeing him wearing a spangly sparkly outfit, waltzing around a dance floor in high-heeled shoes with a woman 25 years his junior. Is that so wrong? READ MORE ON HNTP...
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