Kim Davis Is Free, Everybody Go To Kentucky And Do Gayness In Her Face
Praise Jesus, it is a miracle! After having her ass thrown in jail, just like Martin Luther King Jr., simply for believing that The Homos are undermining the sanctity of her four marriages, the very same judicial tyrant who ordered Davis behind bars, District Judge David Bunning, has now ordered her to climb down off that cross and go home to her second-slash-fourth husband:
Defendant Davis shall be released from the custody of the U.S. Marshal forthwith. Defendant Davis shall not interfere in any way, directly or indirectly, with the efforts of her deputy clerks to issue marriage licenses to all legally eligible couples. If Defendant Davis should interfere in any way with their issuance, that will be considered a violation of this Order and appropriate sanctions will be considered.
The unelected activist in a robe has determined that since Davis's deputies have decided to comply with the Supreme Court's ruling and issue marriage licenses to same-sexers, no matter how much it hurts them in their Bible holes, the taxpayers needn't continue paying for Davis's three squares a day at the Law-Break Motel. And, so long as Davis doesn't try to pull another Rosa Parks -- because she's exactly like Rosa Parks, don'tcha know? -- and claim her feet sure are tired from bigoting all day long, she will remain free and on the loose, to be a hateful dumb bigot in her spare time, but not on the job.
The question now, of course, is whether Kim Davis will comply with this latest court order, or once again tell Judge Bunning, and any other judges up to and including the Supreme Court kind, that they are not the boss of her, only God is, and God says she will burn in the eternal hell fires of hell, unless she stops gaylesbians from getting lawfully wedded to each other in Rowan County.
One would think that, given her statement that preventing gay couples from doing to each other what she has done to men four different times is "a central teaching of Scripture and of Jesus Himself regarding marriage," and that to permit a sin of such biblical proportions to occur under her authority would "violate her conscience," she has no choice. Like she said, this "is a Heaven or Hell decision," and sure, she may be willing to go to Hell to fuck-marry-kill all the men in Rowan County, but she is not willing to burn just so some gays can get married, because unlike that adultery stuff, Jesus was DEAD SERIOUS about the buttsexing.
And Davis is definitely not willing to resign and give up that sweet $80,000 a year salary. Thus, as a true martyr, she has no choice but to disobey the court's order, and tell that judge to eat her girl-dick, for the Lord. So we expect Davis to interfere with her deputies -- maybe she will steal all the office pens, or maybe she will call in a bomb threat, or maybe she will fire them all and let God sort it out, who knows? -- in three ... two ... one ... NOW!
“The problem here is that the attorney says she has not changed her mind, that Kim Davis is adamant that as long as her name appears on those marriage licenses, she objects and she will attempt to stop those licenses from being distributed,” [CNN correspondent Martin] Savidge reported. “Which means if she goes back on the job as is expected, she will bring the process to a halt. That’s what her attorneys believe.”
“They have said they expect her to go by her conscience which means we may go through this all again,” the CNN correspondent noted.
Well, then, if refusing to take the win lands Davis's dumb ass in jail once more, so be it. Heaven is on the line, after all, not to mention her anticipated fortune and fame from selling her story of "martyrdom" to mouth-breathers who believe there's no law that says you have to obey the law. It says so right there in the Bible!
So of course Davis will disobey the order and interfere, because a little more jail time is certainly worth the eventual payoff on the wingnut circuit, amen.